Almost a Magician
Not like that - like that
My Teeth Itch
Glass, Bottle
You Shouldn't Be In There
Here's A Quick Joke
Wonderful Audience
What Do You Mean Come Off
Audience Good Or Bad
Egg Bag
I Cannot Help Laughing
On The Other Hand
Show me a man who comes home in the evening and is greeted with a smile, encouraged to take his shoes
off, has pillows arranged all around him and is served a delicious meal, and I'll show you a man who lives in
a Japanese restaurant!
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Before the show the producer
If I meet with an accident
Have I Got Time For More?
Spoon Jar
It's all different every night
You've gotta laugh
Come the same time tomorrow
I'll do the full act tonight
Now this trick starts very slowly
Sitting Ovation
Just Like That
