M is for the million things she gave me... O means that she's only growing old... T is for the tears she shed to save me... H is for her heart so pure of gold... Put them altogether... They spell moth!

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This fellow knocked at a door and said, 'Hello, is Charlie in?' The woman replied, 'Charlie died last night.' The man said, 'He didn't say anything about a pot of paint, did he?'