I said to the waiter, 'this chicken is cold.' He said, 'it should be. It's been dead two weeks!' I said, 'not only that, it's got one leg shorter than the other.' He said, 'what do you want to do? Eat it or dance with it!'

Arm Waggle
Black Hankie
Bottle Glass
Bouquet
Duck Trick
Egg Bag
Empty Cloth
Guinea Pig
Shirt Trick
Spoon Jar
Vanish Flowers
White Rabbit