"Here we have a skipping rope. So we'll skip that!"
2000 Milk Bottles
Aeroplane Seat
No Ceiling
Chinese Waiter
Cold Chicken
Stradivarius
Frogs Legs?
One Leg Shorter
Getting Wed
Banana Ears
Headache
Homesick
Jumbo Jet
Limerick
Cold Lobster
Poster
Meal
Whisky
Feet Killing Me
One Leg Shorter
Water Water
Red Carpet
Bad Foot
Bike Present
Wee Willie Winkie
Gravy
Home Two Weeks
Never Walk Alone
Bill Bailey
Faith Healer
Bun
Majorca
Coconuts
Motorbike
Golf Ball
Horse Riding
Humpty Dumpty
Doorstep Milk
Bank Robber
Chicken Plucker
Drive to Grave
Chicken
Police Message
Chinese Trick
Kids
Sunbathing
Dog
My Boy
Hole in One
Rocking Horse
Horse
Police Lump
Smoke in Bed
Antique Shop
A Friend in Need
Best Wife
Boarding House
Barbeque
Dentist
Broken Arm
Dog and Biscuit
Fashion
Flying to USA
On The Couch
Watching a Fly
Front Door
Impression
Getting a Dog
Doctor Visit
Mind Over Matter
How Do You Feel?
Gregory Peck
Greyhound Racing
Aspirin
Magic Wand
To Say This
Horse
Titanic
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